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Lalu and Alu

Lalu and Alu

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From the Grapevine : At and Post Delhi
From: Delhi Darbar by Ravindra Dani

Lalu and Alu

This is after the President's rule was imposed in Bihar. Ram Vilas  Paswan returned to Delhi and invited a press conference. The  jopurnalists also wanted the reaction of the "Pendulum" and they were  anxious to know what words he uses in reply to Pendulum. Paswan called  his assistants. "Aare Bhai! Bring something for the journalists and  today, do not bring sweets etc. Bring in Samosas only. Paswan the  Kindmaker was ordering samosas instead of sweets. Shortly, ere brought  in. When they were being served, Paswan said, "These Samosas are bit  different.  There are no ALUS in them."

It was a repartee to Lalu. Lalu was loftily saying, "Janngle mein Bhalu,  Samosa mein Alu and Bihar Mein Lalu". Lalu rule in Bihar had ended and  the potato - Alu has also disaplpeared from Samosas. Paswan added, "If  Bihar can live without Lalu, why the Samosas should not be without Alu."
 

The telling weight of Pappu Yadav

In Tihar jail, the weight of Pappu Yadav has proved to be be a great  headache for the Jailers. Although the political weight of Pappu has  been reduced since his coming to Tihar Jail in Delhi, from the Bewur  prison of Bihar which Pappu considered to be a guest house for him, his  bodily weight is increasing. He was 202 KG before coming to Delhi. Now  he is 205 Kg.  He needs 4 kg papaiya,, 1 Kg vegetable, Ten Chapatis, a  full large plate of rice. As per the rule of Tihar Jail, every prison is  given 5 Chapatis. The jailers think that by quoting this rule, perhaps  they could bring down the weight of Pappu. Of course, if he accepts it,  otherwise, they will have to arrange for a fitness centre asin the Jail  only. Because, he is still an M.P.
 

Sarkar or Sardar?

During the time when Lalu was trying to form Government, Nitish Kumar  was raising the issue whether the people wanted the Government of Lalu  or President Rule.  A newly elected MLA said, why didn't he explain it  in a simple manner? Nitish said, "Do you want Sarkar (Government of  Lalu) or Sardar (Manmohansingh i.e. President's rule)?
 

The (74 yr) son of Sonia ji

67 MLAs elected from Haryana belong to Congress, but Bhajanlal could not  be the CM. He met the press on two days consequently. On the first day,  his temperature had gone far up. Next day it had come down. The  questions were nearly the same but the answers were different.

Q. You had given 90 days time for the new C.M. ?

First Day :
A. YES.

Next Day :
I had talked the language of 90 days to see how nicely the new CM works  during the 90 days.

Q. Has Sonia Gandhi done an injustice on you?

First day:
A. Yes, Definitely

Next  Day:
What is my quarrel with Sonia Gandhi? Has she killed my father?

Q. Do you consider Sonia Gandhi your leader?

First day:
A.  She is already the leader of Congress.

Next day:
For her I am her Son.

Q. Bhajanlal ji, you are 74 and Sonia ji is only 58 years. Would she not  be your daughter?

Bhajanlal :In Congress party, age is not taken into consideration.  Congress President is our father and mother (Mai - Baap). Then am I not  her son?
 


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