Author: Mark Steyn
Publication: The Australian
Date: March 15, 2004
URL: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,8966351%5E7583,00.html
"The bombs dropped on Baghdad exploded
in Madrid!" declared one "peace" protester in Spain. Or as Australian Federal
Police Commissioner Mick Keelty put it, somewhat less vividly: "If this
turns out to be Islamic extremists . . . it is more likely to be linked
to the position that Spain and other allies took on issues such as Iraq."
By "other allies", he means you
- yes, you, reading this on the bus to work in Australia. You may not have
supported the war, or ever voted for John Howard, but you're now a target.
In other words, this is "blowback". This is what you get when you side
with the swaggering Texas gunslinger and his neocon Zionist sidekicks.
There are three responses to Commissioner
Keelty:
1) Not necessarily.
In his penultimate public appearance,
the late Osama bin Laden, broadcasting from his cave in the early hours
of the Afghan campaign, listed among his principal grievances "the tragedy
of Andalusia" - that is, the end of Muslim rule in Spain in 1492. That's
512 years ago, but the al-Qa'ida guys are in no mood to (as the Democrats
used to urge Republicans in the Clinton impeachment era) "move on". After
half a millennium, even Paula Jones would have thrown in the towel. But
not these fellows. They're still settling scores from the 15th century.
They might not get around to Johnny-come-lately grievances such as Iraq
until the early 2600s.
2) Commissioner Keelty could be
right.
The question then is what does a
nation have to do to avoid being targeted by the Islamists. Canada refused
to take part in the war on Iraq, but whoever makes Osama's audio tapes
these days still named the disinclined dominion as one of al-Qa'ida's enemies.
Ireland did no more than allow American aircraft to continue their practice
of refuelling at Shannon but that was enough for Robert Fisk to volunteer
them for a list of potential Islamist targets.
Turkey refused to let the US attack
Iraq from its territory, but they made the mistake of permitting the British
to maintain consular and commercial ties, so a bunch of Muslims in Istanbul
got slaughtered anyway. France was second to none in the creative energy
and elegant deviousness they brought to the undermining of Bush and Blair
vis a vis Iraq, and the only thanks they got was the detonation of their
oil tanker off the coast of Yemen.
Maybe you could avoid all that by
overthrowing the Bush poodles and installing John Pilger as prime minister.
But I wouldn't advise it. Before he became a born-again Baathist urging
on the Iraqi resistance, Pilger's big pet cause was independence for East
Timor, which seemed like a smart move at the time but has since been cited
by the Islamofascists as one of the reasons they blew up Bali.
And that brings me to the best response
to the commissioner:
3) It makes no difference.
Even if you'd avoided Iraq or Andalusia
or British banks or Pilger or any other affront to Islamist sensibilities,
you'd still be a target. As the PR guy for the Islamic Army of Aden said
after blowing up that French tanker: "We would have preferred to hit a
US frigate, but no problem because they are all infidels." Commissioner
Keelty is confusing old-school terrorism - blowing the legs off grannies
as a means to an end - with the new: blowing the legs off grannies is the
end. Old-school terrorists have relatively viable goals: They want a Basque
state or Northern Ireland removed from the UK. You might not agree with
these goals, you might not think them negotiable, but at least they're
not stark staring insane.
That kind of finely calibrated terrorism
- just enough slaughter to inconvenience the state into concessions - is
all but over. Suppose you're an ETA cell. Suppose you were planning a car-bomb
for next month - nothing fancy, just a dead Spanish official plus a couple
of unlucky passers-by. Still want to go ahead with it? I doubt it. Despite
Gerry Adams's attempts to distinguish between "unacceptable" terrorism
and the supposedly more beneficial kind, these days it's a club with only
one level of membership. That's why so many formerly active terrorist groups
have been so quiet the past couple of years. In that sense, Bush is right:
It is a "war on terror", and on many fronts it's being won.
If Islamic terrorism were as rational
as Irish or Basque terrorism, it would be easier. But Hussein Massawi,
former leader of Hezbollah, summed it up very pithily: "We are not fighting
so that you will offer us something. We are fighting to eliminate you."
You can be pro-America (Spain, Australia) or anti-America (France, Canada),
but if you broke into the head cave in the Hindu Kush and checked out the
hit list you'd be on it either way.
So the choice for pluralist democracies
is simple: You can join Bush in taking the war to the terrorists, to their
redoubts and sponsoring regimes. Despite the sneers that terrorism is a
phenomenon and you can't wage war against a phenomenon, in fact you can
- as the Royal Navy did very successfully against the malign phenomena
of an earlier age, piracy and slavery.
Or you can stick your head in the
sand and paint a burqa on your butt. But they'll blow it up anyway.
Mark Steyn is a columnist for Britain's
Telegraph Group and the Chicago Sun- Times.
