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Publication: The Times of India
Date: November 24, 2015
URL:   http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/social-humour-aamir-considers-leaving-intolerant-india-twitter-responds/humour/49904477.cms

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1. First reaction of Indians to Aamir's statement.

Aamir Khan: "My wife is scared. She wants to leave India." Public: "Abe, PK hai kya?"
 — Mr. Tippler (@MrTippler) November 23, 2015

2. PK aaya nahi, PK gaya hai.

3. Proof of intolerant India.

Aamir Khan is right. India is such an intolerant country that it made PK, which made fun of majoritarian religious beliefs, the biggest hit
 — The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) November 24, 2015

4. Another proof.

It was because of growing tolerance in India that Amir Khan never grew in size. Otherwise, Pathans are known for their physique.
 — Zaid Hamid (@SirZaidHamid) November 23, 2015

5. Heights of intolerance.

Intolerance has risen above Aamir Khan's height.
 — Sagar (@sagarcasm) November 23, 2015

6. Real reason why Kiran Rao is scared.

"I don't feel safe in India anymore" ~Kiran Rao's reactions after Aamir Khan made her watch Mangal Pandey, Dhoom 3 & Mela back to back
 — Ojas. (@Ojasism) November 23, 2015

7. Damn! our cameras missed it.

Exclusive pictures of Aamir Khan: pic.twitter.com/qI0Pcd2Mrr
 — Dr Nattha (@theFirstHandle) November 23, 2015

8. Eagerly awaiting.

BREAKING: Aamir Khan to play Mirchi Seth in Sarfarosh -2
 — Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 23, 2015

9. Aamir has a point.

Indian has become so intolerant that not just my wife, even our PM Narendra Modi has to leave India every now and then: #AamirKhan
 — Psycho (@i_Psycho) November 24, 2015

10. Nitish Kumar backs Aamir.

#AamirKhan topic reminds us of this snippet from a pic series pic.twitter.com/qnN02yCXxt
 — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) November 24, 2015

11. Dear GOI, please renew Aamir's contract.

Has Aamir's contract for 'Incredible India' ended? Because he seems to have started endorsing 'Intolerant India'.
 — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) November 23, 2015

12. Sly at Arvind Kejriwal? But everybody knows he is being forced to watch movies because Modi led BJP is not letting him work.

Actors are raising political issues and politicians are giving movie reviews ! I love my India !
 — The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) November 7, 2015

13. Some 'safer' options Aamir can consider.

If Aamir Khan is not feeling safe in India, he should move to a safer place like Saudi Arabia, Syria or Paris.
 — Zaid Hamid (@SirZaidHamid) November 23, 2015

14. He has shifted already.

Breaking: Amir Khan has shifted to Germany pic.twitter.com/OcxtUPvxOV
 — Chikoo (@TweetErrant) November 23, 2015

15. Dear PM, please oblige.

#AamirKhan requesting Narendra Modi to take him and Kiran Rao to the next country he tours pic.twitter.com/C3ntI88duO
 — Psycho (@i_Psycho) November 24, 2015

16. The only thing not funny in this entire post. Jai Hind!

Somewhere in corner of India our Army Jawans must be feeling sad for keeping India safe for this people. :(